Originally Posted by Seanallen
So what if all the air in the entire world, just turned into wood.
In the earth's atmosphere, there is more than just oxygen atoms floating around. As you've been taught in elementary school (I hope), Nitrogen, in the compound form of N2, comprises most of the atmosphere. Then Oxygen, Argon, Carbon Dioxide, and so on (can't remember the rest). Although certain elements may not be present in some trees, all trees are composed of many different elements. The most common and essential of them include Carbon (C), Hydrogen (H), Oxygen (O), and Nitrogen (N). NH3 is ammonia, which is an essential, inorganic fertilizer for trees/plants. Unless one suffers from weak stream, everyone can profusely excrete urine, which contains ammonia.
So if the air changes into wood, you must first filter water through your bladder. Find any source of vegetation and release any inhibitions you may have about public urination. You cannot hold your breath for long, so hop to it posthaste. We need oxygen to survive, so by giving any form of vegetation the things required to perform photosynthesis, we can create more oxygen. Remember, only watering them will do nothing unless a proper fertilizer is added; adding too much urine is acidic though, be careful. If any wood gets in your way (to be expected), then chop that shit up! The sun needs light, too!