Best Pick Up techniques?

whistling and smacking booty always worked for me

With a dead-straight face say: You like it the private jets?

Jon.

The last time I found myself unattached, I found that walking around campus with a puppy was a sure-fire method. (Now all I have to do is find a pet-friendly apartment and head to the Humane Society!)

Daterape drugs.

Sport a woody in tight pants.

Yet another image I could've gone my whole life without.

Be yourself. I always found being funny helps. If i see a cutie in the grocery store I often ask what aisle the toast is in and I always get a laugh. A lot of money and good looks with a nice car also helps a lot.

Well, let's see how ole' Dakota stacks up on Soph's Guide to Self-Pimpin' 1. convertible-luxury foreign. nothing domestic unless you're in hickville. Mercedes sedan (AMG, though; does that count?) 2. be built and trim and biceps/chest/shoulder/etc. Not built, but not fat 3. dress nicely Covered 4. be born looking like cary grant clooney etc. Not ugly 5. Have $$$ ex kinda took care of that So, looks like Dakota is screwed. (Or, more accurately, NOT screwed)

It's no the mercedes that put him ahead of the competition- it's the three letter on the back: AMG. Thinking about it for one more second though, women won't know.

LMFAO.

Jon.

let's be fair now, most people (men and women) don't know what amg is. if you wanted to impress people with your 4-door, you should have gotten a //M.