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post #16 of 25
7/11/10 at 10:20pm
My massage therapists tend to beat me up a fair bit so my mind doesn't go there. Also, they don't touch my bum.

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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post
anyone heard of "lingam massage"?

This yields some interesting Google Image search results.
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post #17 of 25
7/12/10 at 7:35am
Got a few massages for muscle aches and my god it's been painful. I don't mind the pain so long as it helps but it doesn't seem like it does.
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post #18 of 25
7/12/10 at 7:50am
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post
That's your mistake. The touching the nutsack thing is never accidental. It's the sign that they are willing to give you the happy ending but want to make sure you aren't a cop. Say something like, "that's nice" when she does it and she'll start working it more and give you manual release.

My girlfriend was getting a massage at the table right next to mine.
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post #19 of 25
7/12/10 at 7:55am
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Originally Posted by Working Stiff View Post
I've gotten quite a few massages. Most of them have been painful, which has distracted me from any potential eroticism and kept me flaccid. However, I did once go to a, exotic looking osteopath for help with a hip flexor problem. She was very gentle, starting at my hip and working slowly inwards across the hip flexor. I lay on my back, wearing nothing but little running shorts, blissfully relaxed. Once her hand got into my pubic hairs, there was no stopping it; I responded, and the thin material of my shorts was hoisted up into a tent of embarrassment and awkwardness. No happy ending.

Your pseudonym on this forum now makes sense.
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post #20 of 25
7/12/10 at 10:43am
i go for the deep tissue stuff so any chance of eroticism is voided by the sheer pain of them digging in to the bone.
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post #21 of 25
7/12/10 at 12:25pm
I was getting a facial the other day and the girl who was my facilist (?) said to me, "I will step out of the room so you can take your clothes off... I mean your shirt off". Definitely a Fruedian slip.
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post #22 of 25
8/2/10 at 4:49am
I got my first massage yesterday, and I have to admit I caught a boner towards the end when she started massaging the thigh area.
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post #23 of 25
8/2/10 at 8:42am
I♥vn
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post #24 of 25
8/4/10 at 3:48am
haha
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post #25 of 25
8/4/10 at 3:51am
i have a funny story to post but will do it when i am back onshore and away from work computers
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