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SOLD: HIDEOUS large blue stuffed/taxidermy fish! YOU DO NOT WANT THIS!

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UPDATE 5: At normusmaximus's request, this was sold for $30, shipped! UPDATE 4: The fish is now packed, and ready to go! The first picture shows its oh-so-elegant wrapping of an old foam bedroll thing, the best thing I could find to protect it in transit. The second shows it ready to head off! Packing a 3.5 ft long dead fish for mailing is surprisingly difficult.... FAQs: Yes, this is really for sale. Yes, this is hideous. Yes, I will accept $120--but why pay so much for something so horrible? I don't have a dolphin version of this I'm afraid... no, scratch that, I'm pleased to say I don't have one. One of these horrors is enough! But if you buy enough tuna, I think you could get one free...? I doubt that this could travel the world. Sending this to another country is pretty close to an outright declaration of war.... Except for Uzbekistan, when it would be considered a proposal of marriage. (Don't ask me how I know this.) ! UPDATE: This horror is now on hold for an unbalanced member with weird and perverted tastes in dead fish, for reasons I do not choose to speculate about... UPDATE 2: The bottom fin has now fallen off, but I'll still include it. UPDATE 3: This fish has now sold! NUTS TO YOU, bra and gremlin guys! This is hideous. It's a large stuffed blue fish in poor condition, with bits falling off its horrible mouth and its lower fin detaching from the body. This came with the house my wife and I have just bought, and we should have got a discount on our purchase for accepting it. It's awful. It has a flat back for hanging on the wall, although why in God's name you'd want this horror there is beyond me. Maybe you'll hang it on your kid's wall and see how long it takes before they're scarred for life? Still, if having dead aquatic creatures decomposing quietly on your wall is your thing, or you hate your children, you can have this for just $20 plus actual (expensive) shipping, or $120, shipped, whichever you prefer! I'm just not swapping it for a wooden gremlin. It will probably have its fin and tail detach in shipping, but, frankly, you probably won't care if you like something this ghastly. The only good reason for buying this is to have me send it directly to one of your enemies. It measures around 42" by 12" of pure grossness. Please PM with interest!
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Now, if it were $120.00, it might be more attractive!
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Originally Posted by tweedydon View Post
I'm just not swapping it for a wooden gremlin.
I'm disappointed. Very nice looking decor you have there, gives off a marina vibe.
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Could you procure a dolphin version of this?
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i wouldnt pay for this
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PM sent! No, really, guys.
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This should be donated to the forum and be sent round the world from member to member, each taking a photo of it in a weird and wonderful place....
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When I joined SF I thought I was going to learn a bunch and get some good clothing advice. Never did I think I would see something this frightening. Thank you.
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Originally Posted by normusmaximus View Post
PM sent! No, really, guys.

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Originally Posted by aleksandr View Post

Damn. Youbeat me to it. Everyone needs a dolphin hanging in their living quarters.
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First bras, then gremlins and now dead fish?!?
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Originally Posted by JMRouse View Post
First bras, then gremlins and now dead fish?!?

What's the chance all three of these free agents accept a lowball offer and join forces in Miami?
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Originally Posted by MetroStyles View Post
What's the chance all three of these free agents accept a lowball offer and join forces in Miami?

Why can't I make jokes like this?
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What's the chance all three of these free agents accept a lowball offer and join forces in Miami?

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9/10 B/S thread.
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