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Wooden gremlin for sale About 1.5 feet tall EDIT: Due to the weight and size of this item, it will only be shipped within the US. Each limb is like this at the bend, was bought this way. This was purchased many moons ago at a shop called Bizarre. The salesperson said that this was handmade by a tribe to ward off evil spirits. Now you can keep your home safe from witches and goblins while having a beautiful decorative piece to create a welcoming environment at the same time. I am making this specially available to the members here. 90 shipped
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5*
post #3 of 45
Thread Starter 
Price drop. Now is your chance to own one of the most incredible wooden gremlin you could ever imagine. Think about how your guests will respond when they see it, they will be in awe.
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Will purchase if you dress him in a navy suit (boy's size).
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Can you feed it after midnight?
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do you have the one with a barrel that you can lift to reveal a spring-loaded penis?
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Originally Posted by SpooPoker View Post
Can you feed it after midnight?

+1
post #8 of 45
are you asking 135 or paying 135?
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DO NOT buy this item. I once owned this myself and it brought me nothing but trouble. You see, it will grant wishes, but only in such a way that the granted wish brings you tragedy and sorrow.
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Originally Posted by Jay Gatsby View Post
DO NOT buy this item. I once owned this myself and it brought me nothing but trouble. You see, it will grant wishes, but only in such a way that the granted wish brings you tragedy and sorrow.

o_o
post #11 of 45
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If you are trying to find a way to impress your date, look no further. Put it in your bedroom and you might get lucky.



price drop
post #12 of 45
Too bad I don't have any friends getting married within short...
post #13 of 45
this is amazing.
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Paging iamatt
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what happens if you give it a bath?
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