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post #91 of 92
7/8/10 at 4:08pm
OR, you could just light her bathroom on fire. Works every time.
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post #92 of 92
7/8/10 at 4:33pm
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Originally Posted by Jay Gatsby View Post
Let's say you don't know her well enough, or you're well mannered enough, not to fart or crap in front of the girl. How can you do it secretly when she's over? What are some techniques that have proved useful to you in the past?

A little late: 1.) I had a girl in bed once and excused myself, went to the bathroom, turned on the faucet and farted. Hopped back in bed and then her crotch stunk up my room

2.) A different girl invited me over for drinks, dinner and a movie. She made pasta while I drank the wine. Finished dinner and enjoyed most of the movie. Had a severe bowel movement during the movie. since I was in Georgetown I couldn't make it back to my apartment so I had to use her bathroom. I turn the faucet on full blast and opened the bathroomw window (old school place so no fan) and let it all out. It was incredibly satisfying but I had to linger there for at least 5 minutes. Poor girl was calling after me to find out if I was okay. So I make it out finally and she won't put out cause she was still confused about whether she liked guys or girls (not the first time she mentioned this) .

Sorry, no moral to my story.
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