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post #1 of 19
6/30/10 at 2:52pm
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For your pleasure

1. Cindy Crawford - born and raised in DeKalb, IL home of DeKalb genetics and seed corn manufacturer to the world. Home of the annual cornfest! (http://www.cornfest.com/) Check out those shoulders! Can pick rocks, bale hay and keep a man warm at night!






2. Iowa Hawkeye cheerleaders



Sweet and wholesome! She probably bakes cookies and pies for orphans!


3. Maxim's girls of the big 10. Vanessa from MN could probably take 1/2 of styleforum in an arm wrestling contest!



http://www.maxim.com/girls/girls-of-...humbnails=true
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post #2 of 19
6/30/10 at 2:57pm
literal interpretation:

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post #3 of 19
6/30/10 at 3:00pm
What a weird-ass, unattractive shot, of a fairly hot chick.
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post #4 of 19
6/30/10 at 3:08pm
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post #5 of 19
6/30/10 at 3:09pm
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Originally Posted by imatlas View Post
What a weird-ass, unattractive shot, of a fairly hot chick.
You don't get the phallic imagery of the corn cob?
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post #6 of 19
6/30/10 at 3:29pm
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How could we leave out the Nebraska girls!



Look at the definition in those arms! No worries about her ability to use a wheelbarrow!
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post #7 of 19
6/30/10 at 4:55pm
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Originally Posted by imatlas View Post
What a weird-ass, unattractive shot, of a fairly hot chick.

I'll take it!
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post #8 of 19
6/30/10 at 5:20pm
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Originally Posted by countdemoney View Post
Look at the definition in those arms! No worries about her ability to use a wheelbarrow!
I think you're supposed to be the one wheelbarrowing her, n00b.
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post #9 of 19
6/30/10 at 8:09pm
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^^^^

These wholesome Homestead Hotties grew up on, or near, the farm. As much as the wheelbarrow may impress your friends, these girls understand nature and what a bull does and what a breeding boar does.




These girls understand their role in the economy of the farm as the fallow field

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post #10 of 19
6/30/10 at 8:14pm
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post #11 of 19
6/30/10 at 9:24pm
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MERCY!

if that doesn't work for you consider the possibility you have teh ghey. notthattheresanythingwrongwiththat.
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post #12 of 19
6/30/10 at 9:29pm
First Google Image under "Corn Fed Girl":



Cricket??? Whatever. Enjoy the pic anyway.
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post #13 of 19
6/30/10 at 9:29pm
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post #14 of 19
6/30/10 at 9:33pm
I feel that Dallas women need representation here:



God Bless America!!!
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post #15 of 19
6/30/10 at 9:33pm
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Originally Posted by limping_decorum View Post

...to be one of the lucky lug nuts that have probably been deemed goodly enough to sleep with these two.
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