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Don't call me Shirley - 30th anniversary edition

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Friday marks the 30th anniversary of the release of Airplane. I'm thinking of smoking a couple bowls and watching it again.

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
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Who, dat ?
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You ever been kicked in the head with an iron boot?
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"What a lousy day to give up smoking"
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Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
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Hey, you know what they say; See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em... Leg'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
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Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
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Quote:
Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is
[showing his nametag]
Roger Murdock: ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.
[Kareem's getting mad]
Joey: And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

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A hospital? What is it?
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I can make a hat, a broach, a pteradactyl.
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Ever been in a cockpit before?
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One of the greatest movies ever.

Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
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Cigarette? I know.
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I speak jive.
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You've ever been in a Turkish prison?
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