Might have topped my last dumbest thing. Was at a rave and my girlfriend asked me to pick her up and spin her around. Was holding her up pretty high and going fairly fast and I let go by accident and threw her into an amp. Pretty sure I fractured her leg and her arms fairly fucked up, she can't walk at all. Surprisingly she's fine with it, I bought her some cigarettes afterwards.
This is what happens when you only weigh 100 pounds.
Per the rest of the dumb ass in this thread... all I can say is not that dumb.