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post #136 of 165
decade of anabolic steroid abuse that ended in my front door being kicked off its hinges and half a police department in my living room.

funny part was my roommate had just taken in a stray cat the day before so when they kicked the door in he jumps out of his seat with the cat extended in his hands yelling, "it had no tags I swear."

dl
post #137 of 165
"Tokyo Drift" a rental PT cruiser.
post #138 of 165
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funny part was my roommate had just taken in a stray cat the day before so when they kicked the door in he jumps out of his seat with the cat extended in his hands yelling, "it had no tags I swear."

dl

HA!
post #139 of 165
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Better yet drop the mag, rack the slide and get the round out of the chamber and then point it in a safe direction and just pull the trigger. That's what you're supposed to do with a 1911. The whole lowered hammer on a live round in a SA 1911 thing is generally a no no deal.

Yep, that's what I do. In retrospect it's a little ironic that they required an unsafe action resulting in an unsafe condition as part of a 'safe' handling demonstration.
post #140 of 165
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decade of anabolic steroid abuse that ended in my front door being kicked off its hinges and half a police department in my living room.

funny part was my roommate had just taken in a stray cat the day before so when they kicked the door in he jumps out of his seat with the cat extended in his hands yelling, "it had no tags I swear."

dl

hahaha that part about the cat is awesome. thx for sharing that.
post #141 of 165
Might have topped my last dumbest thing. Was at a rave and my girlfriend asked me to pick her up and spin her around. Was holding her up pretty high and going fairly fast and I let go by accident and threw her into an amp. Pretty sure I fractured her leg and her arms fairly fucked up, she can't walk at all. Surprisingly she's fine with it, I bought her some cigarettes afterwards.
post #142 of 165
You bought her some cigarettes? As opposed to helping her seek medical care? You bought cigarettes...
post #143 of 165
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You bought her some cigarettes?
As opposed to helping her seek medical care?

You bought cigarettes...

Sir, he's a gentleman, not a doctor.
post #144 of 165
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Sir, he's a gentleman, not a doctor.

I lol'd irl.
post #145 of 165
1) holding up a rural WVa convenience store when I was in college....for the thrill of it....netted like $28 dolllars and years of paranoia

2) skateboarding down I-64 Afton Mountain while they had one side closed to install fog lights

3) drinking 4 triple Vodka shots in 15 minutes and then driving home.....

I could go on...but that sums it up. So for awhile I guess I was trying to get someone to help me commit suicide....
post #146 of 165
^ we have a contender . . .
post #147 of 165
whilst working in Italy me and a few italian friends were drinking, dont know why but the notion of jumping from the third floor roof terace of my hotel in to a pool seemed to be a good idea. definately the Dumbest thing i have ever done. but not the worst.
post #148 of 165
Getting arrested with 32 pills in my possession,
post #149 of 165
Hm, when I was 8ish I stepped on a glass table to see what would happen - dozens of stitches thanks to the giant gash on my right calf. Since I was Nigeria they gave me tylenol for pain killers and no crutches (tore some tendons or somthing thing as my leg was stuck in a bent position) for three months.

Soon after I healed, I decided to climb this wall outside myschool that had giant rusted steel spikes stick up from it. Of course I slipped as I tried to get down from the top and one of the spikes goes into my right arm and doesn't go through thanks to bone. More stitches with minimal painkillers

Attempting to feed our ferocious guard dog left over chicken bones. The thing broke through it's chains and mauled me. I got rabies shots and permament scars on my shoulder; never found out what happened to the dog.

That's it suprisingly.
post #150 of 165
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decade of anabolic steroid abuse that ended in my front door being kicked off its hinges and half a police department in my living room.

funny part was my roommate had just taken in a stray cat the day before so when they kicked the door in he jumps out of his seat with the cat extended in his hands yelling, "it had no tags I swear."

dl

Holy Shit! I'm still laughing.
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