dude, glenn obrien is an old man . He writes for style guy, which is essentially a similar concept to SF, but with much less information and questions from much stupider people. i.e.
My slim, fit, and rather well-endowed boyfriend loves wearing skinny jeans. They look great on him, but the problem is that he can’t seem to find the appropriate underwear to minimize his bulge. Briefs help, but it’s still noticeable. How can he wear tight jeans without bragging to the world about his manhood? Is not the very point of skinny jeans package display? This is expected. We are roosters, not capons. Please observe the breeches worn between the Restoration and the Regency era. We know precisely how Napoleon was hung and on which side Brummell dressed, and there’s no shame in that. ’Tis said if you’ve got it, ﬂaunt it—and for those with it, ﬂaunting can be done with some discretion. Just avoid the Spinal Tap zucchini syndrome.
I'm going to the Caribbean next month, and I want to wear a sarong. Do I walk in a store and ask for one, or do I just grab a picnic blanket and wear that? And most important, do I go commando beneath it? I'm writing this from Jamaica, where you don't see many sarongs; but you should be able to wear one anyplace you wear a bathing suit. It's the perfect cover-up for wet trunks, and it helps protect the leather in the Bentley. My favorite sarongs are antique batiks from Bali and Java. (Try eBay.) I also dig kikoys; these cotton wraps from Kenya come in great color combos. To wear one, fold it in half and pull the open side as far from you as possible, fold the panel of slack in front of you, and then simply roll the sarong down from the waist a few times until it's snug. You can go commando under a sarong, but you'd better have the folding part down pat.
What a fucking tard.