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post #1 of 29
6/22/10 at 4:52pm
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I am 5'9'', rather wiry build and I generally wear between a 30-32 waist, depending on the jean. Trouble is, I come equipped with about a 38' rear end. I tend toward boot or straight cut jeans but, needless to say, I have a very difficult time finding any jeans that fit. Skinny fit is out of the question for obvious reasons...they tend to look a bit hillarious on me. :-P

Anyway, I greatly appreciate any time and suggestions!
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post #2 of 29
6/22/10 at 4:54pm
useless without pics
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post #3 of 29
6/22/10 at 5:20pm
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Yeah, bear with my modesty but I'm not sure I feel comfortable posting pics of my rear end on the internet or shopping in the womens' section either. Thanks though! :-)
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post #4 of 29
6/22/10 at 5:22pm
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Yeah, bear with my modesty but I'm not sure I feel comfortable posting pics of my rear end on the internet or shopping in the womens' section either. Thanks though! :-)

erm, i meant post a pic of you in jeans
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post #5 of 29
6/22/10 at 5:41pm
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Originally Posted by Okami View Post
I am 5'9'', rather wiry build and I generally wear between a 30-32 waist, depending on the jean. Trouble is, I come equipped with about a 38' rear end. I tend toward boot or straight cut jeans but, needless to say, I have a very difficult time finding any jeans that fit. Skinny fit is out of the question for obvious reasons...they tend to look a bit hillarious on me. :-P

Anyway, I greatly appreciate any time and suggestions!

don't worry bro, they'll stretch in the ass as long as you can get into them.

I'd suggest buying jeans with a higher rise. If you want to make your ass look smaller, get lower, larger pockets too.
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post #6 of 29
6/22/10 at 6:02pm
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Regarding pics, I am built like this man. Notice the wasp-like contrast between hips and chest/shoulders and crisp definitition of his backside. My backside shows quite clearly through my jeans and I don't feel like its very flattering. If I were a bigger man, I assume the difference in proportions would be less noticeable through jeans. My understanding is that a normal waist/hip ration on a man is 1:1. Regrettably (for me at least!) most jeans I find seem to keep this ratio in mind.

Thanks again to all who've replied!
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post #7 of 29
6/22/10 at 6:12pm
how many mens asses did you look at to find a comparable picture of your own... just curious,
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post #8 of 29
6/22/10 at 6:13pm
Why would a flared leg opening matter if the problem is a fat ass? Edit: To be helpful, just look for jeans with a high back rise (aka anti-fit)
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post #9 of 29
6/22/10 at 10:00pm
N&F weirdguys size 32. Sag a tiny bit. If that doesn't fit your ass, I suggest a sex change.
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post #10 of 29
6/22/10 at 10:02pm
ok, now post a pic of your anus
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post #11 of 29
6/22/10 at 11:12pm
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Wow, way to represent the site in a positive way that people will take seriously. I think I'll be looking elsewhere for help. Who the hell moderates this anyway?
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post #12 of 29
6/22/10 at 11:21pm
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My understanding is that a normal waist/hip ration on a man is 1:1. !

i don't know about that. my waist is about 32" which then widens to my hips which are more like 35".

maybe i'm weird like you though
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post #13 of 29
6/22/10 at 11:30pm
I have the same problem. Either the thighs/ass/crotch are skin tight or the rest is really baggy.
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post #14 of 29
6/22/10 at 11:37pm
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Wow, way to represent the site in a positive way that people will take seriously. I think I'll be looking elsewhere for help. Who the hell moderates this anyway?

so easy to filter out the ones without any sense of humour
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post #15 of 29
6/22/10 at 11:37pm
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My understanding is that a normal waist/hip ration on a man is 1:1.

your understanding is blatantly incorrect
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