HAVING TROUBLE GETTING DESIRABLE SEX ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Buy yourself some Artisan's water, or get your lady feeling extreme with this Mure et Musc from tremendous fragrance house L'Artisan Parfumeur. 
L'Eau de L'Artisan Eau de Toilette, 100 mL /
$90 shipped (retails at $135 + shipping) "L'Artisan Parfumeur's signature scent, created by the celebrated perfumer Olivia Giacobetti, is one of the most elegant fresh compositions, a scent as refined as it is charmingly rustic. This blend of bright citruses, cool mint, refreshing herbal greenness of basil, juicy verdancy of grass and subtly saline briskness of seaweed is our weapon of choice to fight the heat of summer and the scent that we come to in winter to be reminded of the warm, sun-lit days. We love the fact that the freshness of L'Eau de L'Artisan is never sharp; wearing the fragrance is akin to being cooled by the delicate breeze coming from the sea, the breeze that brings the aroma of grassy fields, of hay, of lemons and herbs... Ah, bliss!"
Mure et Musc Extreme Eau de Parfum, 100 mL /
$90 shipped (retails @ $155 + shipping) "More intense than the original! Fresh, lovely and a bit naughty. This EXTREME blend of wild blackberries and clean musk is an updated L’artisan classic. Expect heightened notes of blackberry sweetness while still remaining elegant, playful, and sexy. Like the very refined lady who catches the roguishly handsome stable boy’s eye and lets him know she’s off for a walk in the woods and would love a bit of company. Delicious and daring."
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