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Man, that hurts. At least I remember where the key to the liquor cabinet is. Hell, I remember where the liquor cabinet is, for that matter. 
I still don't think I've recovered from Lent. Next year I'm giving up, like, chocolate-covered asparagus or chicken-fried rice or something.

I still don't think I've recovered from Lent. Next year I'm giving up, like, chocolate-covered asparagus or chicken-fried rice or something.
you keep it locked?








