Ah man, back in high school I dated this chick for over a year. I found her to be extremely annoying and clingy after the novelty of blowjobs wore off (had daddy abandonment issues), and she had a putrid smelling vagina to boot (almost puked the first and last time I tried to go down on her). The strangest part was her mom, she was involved in every single thing in her daughters life, and even declared herself as my 'surrogate mother'. But she bought me cool things, and watched tv as I got rubbed out under the blankets on the other couch so whatever. Anyways, I knew the end was near so I thought I was pretty much the nicest guy ever not to take her virginity after all that time, yeah I'm a pussy compared to you guys (though usually I just nutted after a handjob or something and had no desire to be anywhere near her after that). So I pretty much just detached and avoided her as much as possible, not returning text messages, dipping into the washroom when I saw her coming down the hall, didn't go over, etc. I thought she would get the picture this way, and make her want to break up with me, but this apparently it just made it worse. Eventually I spelled it out to her that it was over after she came to one of my band's shows and requested a 'talk'. She stormed out in a trail of tears. Then later that night I got a text message from her mom... and another... and another. She wrote me an essays worth of what an asshole and disappointment I was, and how I would die a lonely death. Was pretty funny really, good times.
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6/25/10 at 9:00pm
