Update, after a bunch of searching and consideration, I went with an Obbi Good Condor veg tan mid wallet w/rein.
Johnny at OGL is super nice, and answered all my questions. this wallet is hella beefy, and quite a bit bulkier than I initally figured. My wife says it looks like an old lady's clutch, which I can totally see
Looking forward to a nice tan, and indigo staining on this badboy. Plus a few jokes from those that just don't understand how cool I am with my man clutch!