How Critical Are Others of Your Style? - Page 13

My fashionably clueless good friend has upgraded from calling me a "construction worker" to "Double R-L", after his visit to the RRL store on Melrose.

So I wore my Wings + Horns Cowichan Sweater Vest (the pattrened one, not a solid color) to a bar and end up making out with this girl I met. Later that night she mentioned, "I like guys with a sense of humor. And if you can wear this (points to vest) and take yourself seriously, then I know you have a sense of humor"

lmao fucking owned

Story I just remembered -
Back in my UCLA days I was bar hopping wearing APC New Standards. Some girls fitted in USC gear approached me and said, "I didn't know the men at UCLA dressed like girls!", pointed to my jeans, giggled/scoffed, and left. The interaction was reminiscent of an early 90s teen comedy.
It was like she was trying to ignite some kind of rivalry while making fun of my clothes. Lucky for her I don't have any school spirit.

Bitches be wearin' ill-fitting school gear to bars. How you gonna find a husband that way?

Sad thing is, I don't think it matters what the girls wear...they'll get hit on regardless (if they are at least somewhat attractive...or not. Guys can be pretty desparate sometimes)

i usually wink and blow a kiss at guys who call me fags or whatever, usually scares them off

LOL sure they will.

What if this backfires?

you have to be more clear; this could backfire in a near infinite amount of ways

My buddy blew a kiss at 3 dudes when they were leaving denny's post bar at about 3 am, and it caused brawl . . . so I'm not sure that's the best way to go about it.

rarely. I dress slightly better than my friends, IMO

About the worst thing I hear is the ever famous what are you so dressed up for question.

Then again the lack of derogatory comments might have something to do with the fact that everyone knows I carry a gun.

This. unfortuantly my girlfriend is the "gun nut" in our relationship. She has a really tiny gun she puts in her purse sometimes...it also fits neatly into the Hermes boots i bought her.

writing that down makes the situation sound alot hotter than it actually is. Having an overly emotional girlfriend who carries guns on her can be harrowing sometimes.

Something like this? I have one and they are cool little guns. Most of the time I carry a customized 380 or one of these.

It's reading things like this that make me very glad I live in Canada. I have had bottles thrown at my head and been slapped by a gf, but never head to deal with her packing heat, thank god.

this actually sounds like she was just shit testing you. she was probably into you. just saying

I always get shit for going sockless, but I'm still in high school.