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post #16 of 27
6/29/10 at 4:28pm
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The issue happened again and I was laughed off the court. So embarrassing. I am thinking I should retire from tennis now. I can never play without farting. It is so loud my grunts can't cover it. I can't go to the parties anymore because the people who heard me fart will be there. It is just too awkward.
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post #17 of 27
6/29/10 at 7:06pm
Maybe try cutting out wheat and nuts a day before a match. Those two foods make me gassy. Other wise, if it is too much, there is always red neck hot rod shows. As I found out a few weeks back, they seem to let the gas fly there, sadly.
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post #18 of 27
6/29/10 at 10:30pm
Peptobismol chewable tablets ftw. I take one before every date.
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post #19 of 27
6/29/10 at 11:48pm
Couldn't you just wait until you switch sides, and then when your unsuspecting opponent walks near you, you give him a thunderous ass applause and hopefully clog his nostrils so bad he has trouble breathing fresh air for the rest of the match?
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post #20 of 27
6/30/10 at 10:07am
I don't understand what the issue is, I shit my pants all the time in soccer games because it puts off my opponents. Use the gas to your advantage!
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post #21 of 27
6/30/10 at 4:16pm
Good idea. I have a tennis match tonight. I will try shittinig myself if I am down. I'll report back tomorrow with the results
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post #22 of 27
7/1/10 at 5:47am
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Originally Posted by Scooba View Post
Good idea. I have a tennis match tonight. I will try shittinig myself if I am down. I'll report back tomorrow with the results

Good luck man let me know how it goes. Hope you can push out a big win
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post #23 of 27
7/1/10 at 11:20am
It was an easy win for me last night so unfortunately I was unable to drop a duece on the baseline
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post #24 of 27
7/1/10 at 3:57pm
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My physician as diagnosed me with an anal rupture after my last two gas incidents. It said the pressure was far too great causing major damage. I have an appointment tomorrow with the specialist to discuss surgery.
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post #25 of 27
7/2/10 at 12:31am
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My physician as diagnosed me with an anal rupture after my last two gas incidents. It said the pressure was far too great causing major damage. I have an appointment tomorrow with the specialist to discuss surgery.



Vanity, redux?
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post #26 of 27
7/2/10 at 12:35am
It was epic. And my only regret is not grabbing a Fanta and a seat to watch the agony I unleashed. - vanity
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post #27 of 27
7/2/10 at 1:35am
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Thank you. I was afraid no one that might read this thread would get it.

Do you think anyone got the pun in the thread title? I am not sure that it was intentional.
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