Need help with Nair after-effect

So I used Nair for my first time today. I did a little research on using it on your pubic area, and found that it just affects some people differently.

I tried a little spot at first, no pain, worked great.

Covered everything after that- pelvis, balls, bottom part of shaft, and all down my front and inner thighs. Still didn't feel any pain, and had lots of fun peeling off my hair in the shower, to my fiancee's disgust.

I get out the shower, and find that there's still a lot of stubble left... I wasn't surprised, I had a lot of hair to get rid of.

So I put on a second layer of Nair after the last layer, and then HOLY SHIT BURNINATION. Doing a second go of Nair was a TERRIBLE fucking idea. But I was already doing it at this point, so I just lathered all my parts up again and got in the shower.

This time I got everything off, and it's as smooth as a baby's bum down there. On the other hand, as soon as soap touched my balls, the PAIN was comparable to the FIRE OF SEVEN HELLS, and they pretty much shot as red as a couple blood oranges dangling between my legs.

I put some baby powder on afterwards to cool it all off, and I was okay for about an hour and a half. Now, I'm in a lot of pain again. If I even touch my balls with my fingertips, they burn like crazy. I have my legs perched open on the ottoman while I'm on the couch, and it hurts if I get up.

I have two possible remedies: more baby powder, or apply some organic "dream cream" lotion from Lush. The lotion is VERY mild as it has very little, probably no chemicals at all, and I used it for my eczema whenever it comes up.

What should I do? Keep my balls dry with the powder, or soothe them with a bit of lotion?

Either way, I still like Nair. I'll only do it once next week, but it was SO much easier than shaving.

Okay tried lotion, now they hurt even more FUCK.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Having fiancee pick up aloe for me when she gets back, because as it is right now I cannot even get up and walk without looking like a giant crab in extreme pain.

Took some painkillers. I'd like to smoke some weed to help too, but I have a friend coming over later to smoke out and I don't wanna be high before he gets here.

Please don't tell me you're like the dad from American Pie.

This is perfectly normal... I think everyone eventually experiments with Nair. And pubes are definitely NOT cool, so any easy way to get rid of them is very welcome.

well shit the way you say it sounds kind of flattering.

badass chemical burns on ma balls and it don't mean shit. cause I'm god damn ballin!

Seriously though they should put a warning or something on the bottle. I didn't read anywhere on the label about not applying it twice.

any true pothead knows you never swear off weed. I just don't do it as much lol I understood the pun btw