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Now we know what keeps Eason in the black.
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I was expecting another funny Youtube video. This is even funnier.
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Originally Posted by Teacher View Post
I was expecting another funny Youtube video. This is even funnier.

It's funny because it's so absurd and is TRUE!

I wonder how it would work for a halfie like me. I hear they like tall people who can hold their liquor over there...hmmmmm. Too bad I have dark hair and eyes.
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lol
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typical chinese business and their tactics.
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Where do I apply?
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I think I could really bring the win to their value proposition.
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But all rook same!
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Now we know what keeps Eason in the black.

or rather, black in the Eason
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If they're willing to pay me even 75% of my current salary and get the government to unblock Facebook and Google and various quasi-legal porn sites for me, I'm good to go. Hell, I'll even write the grandiose carbon-neutrality speeches and learn a few Euro languages so that I can pose as a different nationality every so often and as needed. This is like all the fun of being a hooker, only without the not-so-fun stuff like threats of assault and rape by junkies.
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thats it, moving to china
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thats it, moving to china

Glad I could help
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I'm gonna start an agency that hires out white guys in suits by the hour.
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I'm gonna start an agency that hires out white guys in suits by the hour.

Do you provide the suits? If so, by whom?

Also, I heard that Chinese companies like to hire guys that can DRINK and show them off to clients/investors when they go out. White guys can usually hold their liquor well, added bonus
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