Originally Posted by Mark it 8
Went to college with a guy dubbed the Phantom Shitter for his proclivity to shit in supply closets and other random places during odd hours.
Oh, the fun he must have had! (It makes me wonder what kinds of horrors he went through as a child to come up with this as a source of entertainment.)
Originally Posted by acidboy
y'know these terrorists always thinks of new ways to sow terror on dem 'merikans.
True! A staggeringly drunk old dude trying on pants in public sans undies and then taking a dump in them would frighten me quite a bit!