Drunk customer pooped pants in high-end department store

I work in sales in a high-end department store in the men's department (great use of my two degrees and myriad of work experience, I know). Last Thursday at around 3 pm, a known customer (who spends several thousand dollars at a time and owns several car dealerships) came into the store half drunk. Apparently the customer, who is 77 years of age appeared in court earlier that day since he was divorcing his 27 year old wife who had slept with his brother. He as well appeared in court after beating his brother and threatening to kill him. He left the store at around 3:45. He then returned at around 8 pm, this time fully, unbelievably drunk (and having driven himself to the store) proceeded to try on a pair of pants, sans underwear and decided they were a good substitute for a toilet. After deciding that he didn't like the pants he removed them and handed them back to the salesperson. The smell coming from the pants was so unbelievable that it filled a nice chunk of the department and adjacent operations hallway. The customer then proceeded to try on several more items, from what I am told, this time with underwear on. While the above scene was playing out, the customer was yelling loud obscenities that could be heard by any passerby's. Finally as closing time approached, he was escorted out of the building, whilst continuing his loud, drunk behavior in the direction of every employee he saw. Luckily through all this, I was in my section of the department, far away from the customer, and the smell.

I'm not sure what the pants were, I believe a pair of Zegna trousers.