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ITT: Describe your body in excruciating detail

post #1 of 20
Thread Starter 
and explain why your body type attracts the bitches.
post #2 of 20
alternate thread title: "If You Are Perfect, Why Buy Nice Clothes?"
post #3 of 20
1. That of a triathlete
2. Because I have a big dick
post #4 of 20
"spindly"

was actually pretty damn excruciating to hear, actually.
post #5 of 20
xxx
post #6 of 20
body like arnold with a denzel face
post #7 of 20
Somewhere between SW&D and Kunk.
post #8 of 20
people say i look like a cute teddy bear on spindly legs. some say my arse looks sexy.
post #9 of 20
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Originally Posted by sho'nuff View Post
people say i look like a cute teddy bear on spindly legs. some say my arse looks sexy.

You need to lay off the drugs.
post #10 of 20
Girthy upper body followed by an even girthier midsection. Burlap sack is scratchy and ribbed for her pleasure.

I have a hairy ass.
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post #12 of 20
Thread Starter 
I am shaped like I have a beautiful woman; thus (and) ipso facto, the bitches must love that.
post #13 of 20
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Originally Posted by CDFS View Post
explain why your body type attracts the bitches.
two words, baby - muffin top
post #14 of 20
I can't squat ATG b/c my dick keeps hitting the floor. 'nuff said brahs.
post #15 of 20
From the outside in: hair, hair, hair, skin, flesh, fat, flesh, muscle, bone.
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