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post #16 of 23
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post
Actually, that's three data points.

Good (data) point!
post #17 of 23
Thread Starter 
It is perhaps a fact that all contemporary fat men have goatees?
post #18 of 23
goatees in general are just horrible, trashy, tasteless, etc.
post #19 of 23
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Originally Posted by Flambeur View Post
goatees in general are just horrible, trashy, tasteless, etc.

Your avatar would know.
post #20 of 23
Don't be dissin' the Burl.



Lavender's blue, dilly dilly...
post #21 of 23
Fat men are the only ones to wear goatees or that all fat men have them. I bet most are the result of laziness. If you go a long weekend without shaving and are looking in the mirror ready to shave I think a lot of guys will experiment. See what the Fu-Manchu looks like, Check out that porn star mustache, try out the goatee. Then if they think it looks good they leave it and get a lot of comments on it like a fat chick with an over sized gaudy necklace. A few positive comments are enough to keep if for years.

I think the 70's porn star mustache is the next to come back.

BTW: Can you grow a goatee?
post #22 of 23
....and I just shaved. Thanks.
post #23 of 23
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Originally Posted by LabelKing View Post
It seems that most fat men one sees has a goatee going on--this compounds their already unfortunate bulk into something even more grotesque.

Are they simply compensating for their lack of a chin and jawline?

Quite possibly
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