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Fat Men And Goatees.

post #1 of 23
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It seems that most fat men one sees has a goatee going on--this compounds their already unfortunate bulk into something even more grotesque.

Are they simply compensating for their lack of a chin and jawline?

post #2 of 23
it's like putting that "This Way Up" sticker on a box...
post #3 of 23
Of course. They think they're pulling a fast one on all of us.
post #4 of 23
For sure the facial hair disguises the sagging or double chin. But something else is going on with the choice of goatee over beard. Something extra.
post #5 of 23
I'm fat and sport a goatee myself. It scares polyamorous twigs in their skinny jeans.
post #6 of 23
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua5XVf6m

When a dude of gravity tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping facial hair that is the bloatee.
post #7 of 23
I thought it was more compensating that they were bald/balding.
post #8 of 23
y'know with a goatee, it does make them look 10 pounds lighter
post #9 of 23
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Originally Posted by Gradstudent78 View Post
I thought it was more compensating that they were bald/balding.
YES. What is it with bald guys and goatees?
post #10 of 23
Obviously a goatee is the ultimate flavor saver!
post #11 of 23
Why are skinny men seemingly incapable of demonstrating secondary male sexual characteristics? Too much soy? :roma:
post #12 of 23
^Moobs?
post #13 of 23
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Originally Posted by CDFS View Post
^Moobs?

Good point. Moobs on skinny men are far more distressing than moobs on heavier men.
post #14 of 23
When I was younger and skinnier I was clean shaven. When I was fatter I had a goatee. Now that I am skinnier again, I do not.

Not sure what this has to do with anything, but it's a data point.
post #15 of 23
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Originally Posted by Mark from Plano View Post
When I was younger and skinnier I was clean shaven. When I was fatter I had a goatee. Now that I am skinnier again, I do not.

Not sure what this has to do with anything, but it's a data point.

Actually, that's three data points.
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