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funny conversation with son

post #1 of 38
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yesterday my (8 year old) son comes home from school with 6 dollars more than when he left in the morning. he wanted to buy himself and his sisters ice cream, so he showed me the money. I asked where he got it and he said "Julie (not her name, but a girl in his class who is a nice girl from a good family) gave it to me for touching my penis". hmmmmm........

anyway, it turns out that this girl copped a feel and then offered him the money not to tell, and he took the deal. after a little bit of interigation to make sure that that was the case and nothing more sinister, I had to give the girl's father a call that basically said "hi, I am in possetion of some of your daughter's money....." I felt bad for him, it has to be an embarrising call.

I really don't think that this is a big thing at all, they are basically good kids who were fooling around. I think the bigger issue is that the girl doesn't understand the value of money that well, and my son shouldn't have taken her money. I found the whole thing funny, and now I am wondering what it will be like when I am on the other father's side one day.
post #2 of 38
Did you get her number?
post #3 of 38
ah, brings back memories of my first true love...
post #4 of 38
The joys of fatherhood
post #5 of 38
Whatever I got a BJ when I was 6.
post #6 of 38
Are you going to turn him over to the police?
post #7 of 38
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Originally Posted by MetroStyles View Post
Whatever I got a BJ when I was 6.

but did you get $6 for it? Bonus points if it was in 1989 dollars
post #8 of 38
This is pretty funny, Globe, but I think it's also a teaching moment. I mean, you don't want him to grow up thinking guys usually get paid when this happens, especially because it's almost always the other way around. If he doesn't learn this now he could be in for a real shock when he gets older.
post #9 of 38
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but did you get $6 for it? Bonus points if it was in 1989 dollars

No, it was for free. And in 1990, in the Eastern bloc.

But in a very strange case of deja-vu, I did get a girl to pay me exactly $6 to see (not touch) my penis in 2007.
post #10 of 38
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Whatever I got a BJ when I was 6.

what was his name? fellow cub scout?
post #11 of 38
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what was his name? fellow cub scout?

In Eastern Bloc, bear cub scouts YOU.
post #12 of 38
That's going to be a hilarious story to embarass him with when he gets older. Bonus points for telling it in front of girlfriends. Pimpin' ain't easy.
post #13 of 38
I paid my pal Jimmy Koink's sister 5 cents to see her cootie when I was about 7. I don't think the Koinks had a phone.
post #14 of 38
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I paid my pal Jimmy Koink's sister 5 cents to see her cootie when I was about 7.
inflation has hit everyone pretty hard
post #15 of 38
That must have been an awwwwkward conversation.
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