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post #16 of 32
man.... a crackhead story... i was walking my bike home last night after getting a flat, and this woman asks me if i have a lighter. i do, so i let her use it, and she proceeds to smoke a rock right there on the side walk under the streetlight. hands me the lighter back and thanks me. i couldnt believe it.

oh... and she had the glass pipe/steel wool, not a spark plug.
post #17 of 32
Crack is whack!
post #18 of 32
I thought everybody was into meth now.
post #19 of 32
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Originally Posted by j
Anyone know where I can buy crackpipes? I'm not above that move. I also plan to wrap my bike in razor wire to both repel crackheads and encourage myself to wear proper gear all the time.
Just jack the sparkplugs from some loser's motorcycle and make the pipes yourself. I hear you can find good instructions on craigslist.
post #20 of 32
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Originally Posted by stach
I thought everybody was into meth now.
Mothballs, dude. Meth is so yesterday.
post #21 of 32
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Originally Posted by lawyerdad
Mothballs, dude. Meth is so yesterday.

Sadly LMAO.

Jon.
post #22 of 32
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Originally Posted by lawyerdad
Mothballs, dude. Meth is so yesterday.
The added bonus is that your woolens are protected. Nary a moth in sight since I started!
post #23 of 32
crystal meth is for losers.
now is the time for crystal moth.

terrible.
post #24 of 32
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Originally Posted by Tck13
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By the way, that pic looks kinda, well, like a robot with a spark plug penis? (puffs on pipe)

i'm relieved to know i'm not the only one who thought so.
post #25 of 32
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by acidicboy
crystal meth is for losers.
now is the time for crystal moth.

terrible.


I like it.
post #26 of 32
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Originally Posted by j


I like it.

and there's your solution - a package of mothballs and a couple of sandwich bags, with a hand-scrawled sign reading "CRACKHEADS PLEASE HUFF THESE INSTEAD. FREE!"
post #27 of 32
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Originally Posted by j
Anyone know where I can buy crackpipes? I'm not above that move. I also plan to wrap my bike in razor wire to both repel crackheads and encourage myself to wear proper gear all the time.

u can get a pipe at yur local headshoplor getta glass tube and go steal some steelwool from the iale of the kitchen wares at yur local walmart but a proper pipe is better...lol.....
post #28 of 32
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Originally Posted by Arnold_Horseshack
u can get a pipe at yur local headshoplor getta glass tube and go steal some steelwool from the iale of the kitchen wares at yur local walmart but a proper pipe is better...lol.....

Many questions are answered.
post #29 of 32
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Originally Posted by cheapmutha
man.... a crackhead story... i was walking my bike home last night after getting a flat, and this woman asks me if i have a lighter. i do, so i let her use it, and she proceeds to smoke a rock right there on the side walk under the streetlight. hands me the lighter back and thanks me. i couldnt believe it.

oh... and she had the glass pipe/steel wool, not a spark plug.

Wow! I'm 57 years old. I certainly know what Crack is. I have friends with kids in Jail because of it. But what is a spark plug?
post #30 of 32
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