Wow.
I'm as much of an arch mollusc-hound as anyone (10+ times a day on the lookback threak), but I have to agree with Rach on this. It was embarrassingly meatheaded and juvenile. I felt cockblocked by the shamefulness of it; that Megan Fox seems to be an utter douchebag in real life just renders her unappealing other than as a locker-room joak.
Then there was the disservice that the POS movie did to my beloved childhood favourites. Seriously the most overdone, imbecilic movie I have ever seen (I refuse to watch the second or third, so perhaps they are/will be even worse).