Styleforum › Forums › General › General Chat › If you had to hide $50,000 cash.
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

If you had to hide $50,000 cash. - Page 7

post #91 of 100
sealed well in a waterproof bag, under the rocks / sand / debris in a large fishtank.....with some nasty looking fish in there.

even better if it was an outdoor pond full of scum. the more unappealing it looks the better.
post #92 of 100
Uhm, sorry, did not read the first post good enough.. Most tips here will be fine for hiding from your wife or someone you owe money, but the FBI will probably empty that aquarium.
post #93 of 100
In a box of half eaten ice-cream.
post #94 of 100
If you buried it I doubt it would ever get found.
post #95 of 100
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post
^My great-grandmother supposedly buried a large amount of cash and precious metals near her small-town Nebraska home. Never been found.

Name of town, plz??
post #96 of 100
Inside the dead hooker in the basement.
post #97 of 100
I think it was in Steven Seagal's first movie where he stashes a video camera with an incriminating tape on it inside the wall of his home. In a typical American home with drywall, this is relatively easy to do -- cut out a piece, place your cache inside, replace the piece and paint or wallpaper over it.

Years later after awakening from a coma, the protagonist manages to return to the home (now occupied by new owners), smash the drywall and retrieve his stash.




For advice on caching items, there is some survivalist information here:

http://www.captaindaves.com/guide/cache.htm

http://www.ssrsi.org/Onsite/cacheguns.htm

(caching weapons and cash have a lot of similarities)



If you're handy with carpentry skills, you might consider building custom caches inside the walls, floors and even wainscoting and/or boiseries. I once shared a flight with a Montana-based survivalist who explained how his home had hidden caches of weapons - custom-built into the wooden floors and brick walls like a Scooby Doo fun house - throughout so that he could readily access his weapons as he made his way to his safe room if he were attacked.


Again, I would opt for gold coins (including those in smaller denominations) like Krugerrands, Canadian Gold Maple Leaf or US Mint American Gold Eagle bullion coins instead of cash or diamonds. Cash is liquid but if the bills are seriously out-dated, they may draw suspicion and invite unwelcome questions on other issues like tax evasion. Also, they are subject to rot, fire and not very portable. Diamonds are compact but not as liquid as one might assume.
post #98 of 100
Wrap the stacks in plastic wrap and put them in bags of bird food in the tool shed in the back yard.
post #99 of 100
This makes me wonder whether anyone's house at the moment might have cash hidden somewhere without their knowledge. Might even be worth inspection in the shadier parts of the neighbourhood, especially if the house has a history.
post #100 of 100
Quote:
Originally Posted by Deluks917 View Post
If you buried it I doubt it would ever get found.

I think if the FBI came, the first thing they'd look for is signs of anywhere on the lawn that has been recently dug up.
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: General Chat
Styleforum › Forums › General › General Chat › If you had to hide $50,000 cash.