Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim
The only reason Playboy will bother is because of her minor level of "celebrity" (being Paris Hilton's ex/friend and making a crappy sex tape is what qualifies as celebrity nowadays). Anyone really that interested in seeing her nude has already seen her screwing Ray J and being a vapid, shallow bimbo for fourty boring minutes already. Playboy publishes "celebrity" pictorials all the time. That doesn't mean that they are the ultimate litmus test of what a woman should look like, and even if it did, most of them don't look like Kim Kardashian.
playboy won't publish pics of a woman unless she has sex appeal to a wide spectrum of men. no "half-way decent" looking woman will ever make it on their pages.
THAT was the point, slim.
Why should I have to? Go watch her porno yourself... She just lays there like a dead fish the entire time.
LOL. actually, until a few days ago, i'd never even heard of kim k. and i've never seen this video. but YOU obviously have!
tell me, slim: if you think she is only "half-way decent" looking, why the hell did you spend "40 BORING MINUTES" watching her get boned?!
are you really that bored? or is she a little better looking than you're letting on?
Congratulations, you've just managed to tell a forum full of thousands of DUDES how big you think your penis is in a misguided attempt to demean me.
actually, i never used the word "penis" or any of its equivalents. YOU did. to say a guy is "big" can and DOES literally mean big, as in a tall, heavy, muscular guy. if you look around, you'll see that big guys tend to choose big gals.
but if you admit to feeling demeaned, then...
I hope you're proud of yourself. I know I certainly feel like less of a man now that you've bragged about the size of your dick to a bunch of guys.
see? there you go again. "dick". your word. not mine.
I guess I'll go ahead and let you have all the deformed broads with disproportionately large asses because my penis just isn't big enough to get the job done.
hmm, kinda obsessed with this "penis" thing, aren't you? you know what shakespeare said: thou dost protest too much, dear gertrude.
Boy, you sure did put me in my place.
don't thank me. you did it to yourself.