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post #16 of 37
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post
I'd rather pee with a boner where you have to stand directly above the bowl and point your dick straight down than piss 10 minutes after I cum. That shit goes everywhere and annoys me.

If you squeeze the head of your dick right before piss it breaks the seal made by cumming and you won't piss in six different directions.
post #17 of 37
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Originally Posted by Superfluous Man View Post
If you squeeze the head of your dick right before piss it breaks the seal made by cumming and you won't piss in six different directions.

Does it even matter? So you pee on the floor/wall. It evaporates anyway.
post #18 of 37
The more piss I manage to get in the toilet the less cleaning I have to do.
post #19 of 37
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Originally Posted by Superfluous Man View Post
The more piss I manage to get in the toilet the less cleaning I have to do.

I'm telling you, just let it evaporate. You'll never notice if you drink enough water.
post #20 of 37
It's considered healthy and normal in men. It means that you can get an erection.
post #21 of 37
It is the body doing self checks. The average healthy guy should have 4-6 erections when he is sleeping throughout the night.
post #22 of 37
Does waking up with an erection after having a dream involving SF members change anything? Hypothetically, of course.
post #23 of 37
What always worries me is the possibility of rolling over and breaking it
post #24 of 37
Never heard of morning wood?
post #25 of 37
SF: where men need to be told what to do with an erection
post #26 of 37
It's a sign that the best way to start your day off is with morning sex. I just hope you have someone you wake up next to.
post #27 of 37
Women will sometimes have an engorged clitoris for the same reason.
post #28 of 37
having enough sexual activity would minimize morning wood
post #29 of 37
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Originally Posted by Biscotti View Post
Never heard of morning wood?

Trivia: In the movie "Office Space" the main character lives in the Morningwood Apartments.



I love that movie.
post #30 of 37
Now I get it! Gotta love spoof threads....
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