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SAN FRANCISCO - Online clothier Cordarounds today unveiled its newest line of shorts, featuring a fashion-paradigm-shifting rear stash pocket.
Said company president Chris Lindland from the rooftop of Cordarounds world headquarters: "Were we beholden to current fashion trends, we'd call this a cozy tote for popular electronic gadgetry like iPods, BlackBerrys, and Tasers. But since Cordarounds operates on the furthest fringe of fashion's bleeding edge, we've decided to take our pocket stuffing in a different direction.
"Yes," Lindland bellowed to throngs of onlookers below, "We're proud to announce the return of the pocket comb as an essential male fashion accessory!"
Each and every pair of minty-fresh pin cord and khaki lightweight cord shorts comes equipped with a pocket that's perfect for storing a regulation 80-tooth gentleman's comb. Fashionistas and barbaristas agree: A comb peeking out from the rear stash pocket looks as naturally elegant as it would soaking in a vat of sparkling blue Barbicide. And, according to a company prospectus, the pocket can also comfortably accommodate the most generously sized Afro picks.
"Rest assured that our pants and their comb-capable pockets have earned the approval of the prestigious Fonzarelli Institute of Advanced Grooming Technology," Lindland concluded. "We hope you'll give our shorts a double thumbs-up, too!
SAN FRANCISCO - Online clothier Cordarounds today unveiled its newest line of shorts, featuring a fashion-paradigm-shifting rear stash pocket.
Said company president Chris Lindland from the rooftop of Cordarounds world headquarters: "Were we beholden to current fashion trends, we'd call this a cozy tote for popular electronic gadgetry like iPods, BlackBerrys, and Tasers. But since Cordarounds operates on the furthest fringe of fashion's bleeding edge, we've decided to take our pocket stuffing in a different direction.
"Yes," Lindland bellowed to throngs of onlookers below, "We're proud to announce the return of the pocket comb as an essential male fashion accessory!"
Each and every pair of minty-fresh pin cord and khaki lightweight cord shorts comes equipped with a pocket that's perfect for storing a regulation 80-tooth gentleman's comb. Fashionistas and barbaristas agree: A comb peeking out from the rear stash pocket looks as naturally elegant as it would soaking in a vat of sparkling blue Barbicide. And, according to a company prospectus, the pocket can also comfortably accommodate the most generously sized Afro picks.
"Rest assured that our pants and their comb-capable pockets have earned the approval of the prestigious Fonzarelli Institute of Advanced Grooming Technology," Lindland concluded. "We hope you'll give our shorts a double thumbs-up, too!
