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post #91 of 151
Also, please post a picture of the bride to be...Bitch better be smokin'!
post #92 of 151
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Originally Posted by gdl203 View Post
While there have been many excellent suggestions in this thread so far, I would recommend to respectfully decline. I'm sure someone else can plan a camping trip for him - planning a BP is not following the orders of the groom and bride to be - where's the fun in that? It's also not planning all sorts of things you have zero interest in because you're simply going to do a poor job for him.

"hey, buddy- you know I love you man and I'm happy you're getting married and I'm honored to be the best man and all - but, don't you think <insert name here>, your gay friend, would make a better bachelor party planner than me?"
post #93 of 151
The fiance is a controlling pain in the ass, but it's this guy's life to fuck up. I'd just tell the guy I wasn't capable of running a totally lame bachelor party on terms dictated by his fiance. I'd tell him to get somebody else to front the bachelor (camp-out?) party. I'd tell him I'd like to attend the party, but I had been invited to a circumcision that night.
post #94 of 151
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Originally Posted by ShelterIslandMike View Post
The fiance is a controlling pain in the ass, but it's this guy's life to fuck up. I'd just tell the guy I wasn't capable of running a totally lame bachelor party on terms dictated by his fiance. I'd tell him to get somebody else to front the bachelor (camp-out?) party. I'd tell him I'd like to attend the party, but I had been invited to a circumcision that night.

Brilliant for your 4th post!!!
post #95 of 151
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Originally Posted by MetroStyles View Post
You need to talk to Matt.
I could throw an awesome awesome bachelor party in a campground. 1. if you can't move the dude to the strippers, move the strippers to the dude. A stripper camp ground party would rock. 2. magic mushrooms. mushrooms + wilderness = win 3. rafting (rescue-the-ho rafting would be awesome) 4. archery. Get Robin Hood on some imaginary animals while you are shroomed out of your skull (count the ways that can end badly...) 5. weed. copious amounts of weed. 6. more mushrooms. 7. bring the strippers back out 8. beer bong suspended from the tallest damn tree you can find
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Gotta be careful with the evidence. CSI gonna be all up in that bitch.
Key to a good bachelor party is bits and pieces of good clean boy fun, this way, you have photos to show the girl when you get back, plus a couple of good anecdotes that are a little irreverent but basically safe. Everything else stays under wraps.
post #96 of 151
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Originally Posted by Matt View Post
Key to a good bachelor party is bits and pieces of good clean boy fun, this way, you have photos to show the girl when you get back, plus a couple of good anecdotes that are a little irreverent but basically safe. Everything else stays under wraps.

Most things one would do on mushrooms would look innocent in a photograph.

-Admiring the natural beauty of the forest
-Enthrallment with texture of water and ensuing splash fight with friends
-Creating a perfect fire structure with sticks and cooking meat over the campfire
-Fingering the stri... wait, no.
post #97 of 151
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Originally Posted by Matt View Post
I could throw an awesome awesome bachelor party in a campground.

1. if you can't move the dude to the strippers, move the strippers to the dude. A stripper camp ground party would rock.
2. magic mushrooms. mushrooms + wilderness = win
3. rafting (rescue-the-ho rafting would be awesome)
4. archery. Get Robin Hood on some imaginary animals while you are shroomed out of your skull (count the ways that can end badly...)
5. weed. copious amounts of weed.
6. more mushrooms.
7. bring the strippers back out
8. beer bong suspended from the tallest damn tree you can find



Key to a good bachelor party is bits and pieces of good clean boy fun, this way, you have photos to show the girl when you get back, plus a couple of good anecdotes that are a little irreverent but basically safe. Everything else stays under wraps.

man I really really need to fly out there. who's coming with me?!!
post #98 of 151
Thats it. Matt is organizing my bachelor party, whenever it happens.
post #99 of 151
I wonder if you could project porn on to the trees
post #100 of 151
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Originally Posted by Matt View Post
I wonder if you could project porn on to the trees

Shouldnt be hard to string up a sheet or something between two tress to project it on - I imagine you'd need a generator for the projector though...
post #101 of 151
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Originally Posted by uvmboi13 View Post
Before you guys watch porn...Watch my Youtube video and then you'll be in the ZONE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77636v6IG1M

Stop spamming your shit video
post #102 of 151
FYI, the bachelor party isn't really for the bachelor. He's already chosen to piss his life away. The party is for all of his friends to have a reason to get together to do things they are prohibited from doing in their own sorry married/significant other-ridden lives.
post #103 of 151
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Originally Posted by ratboycom View Post
Stop spamming your shit video

Jealousy is bad.
post #104 of 151
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Originally Posted by uvmboi13 View Post
Jealousy is bad.

....so is that video!
post #105 of 151
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Originally Posted by Magician View Post
Shouldnt be hard to string up a sheet or something between two tress to project it on - I imagine you'd need a generator for the projector though...
could you run it off a car somehow?
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