This is about to be the bachelor party from hell. - Page 7

Also, please post a picture of the bride to be...Bitch better be smokin'!

"hey, buddy- you know I love you man and I'm happy you're getting married and I'm honored to be the best man and all - but, don't you think <insert name here>, your gay friend, would make a better bachelor party planner than me?"

The fiance is a controlling pain in the ass, but it's this guy's life to fuck up. I'd just tell the guy I wasn't capable of running a totally lame bachelor party on terms dictated by his fiance. I'd tell him to get somebody else to front the bachelor (camp-out?) party. I'd tell him I'd like to attend the party, but I had been invited to a circumcision that night.

Brilliant for your 4th post!!!

I could throw an awesome awesome bachelor party in a campground. 1. if you can't move the dude to the strippers, move the strippers to the dude. A stripper camp ground party would rock. 2. magic mushrooms. mushrooms + wilderness = win 3. rafting (rescue-the-ho rafting would be awesome) 4. archery. Get Robin Hood on some imaginary animals while you are shroomed out of your skull (count the ways that can end badly...) 5. weed. copious amounts of weed. 6. more mushrooms. 7. bring the strippers back out 8. beer bong suspended from the tallest damn tree you can find Key to a good bachelor party is bits and pieces of good clean boy fun, this way, you have photos to show the girl when you get back, plus a couple of good anecdotes that are a little irreverent but basically safe. Everything else stays under wraps.

Most things one would do on mushrooms would look innocent in a photograph.

-Admiring the natural beauty of the forest
-Enthrallment with texture of water and ensuing splash fight with friends
-Creating a perfect fire structure with sticks and cooking meat over the campfire
-Fingering the stri... wait, no.

man I really really need to fly out there. who's coming with me?!!

Thats it. Matt is organizing my bachelor party, whenever it happens.

I wonder if you could project porn on to the trees

Shouldnt be hard to string up a sheet or something between two tress to project it on - I imagine you'd need a generator for the projector though...

Stop spamming your shit video

FYI, the bachelor party isn't really for the bachelor. He's already chosen to piss his life away. The party is for all of his friends to have a reason to get together to do things they are prohibited from doing in their own sorry married/significant other-ridden lives.

Jealousy is bad.

....so is that video!

could you run it off a car somehow?