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This is about to be the bachelor party from hell.

ter1413

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Originally Posted by BDC2823
Rent "The Hangover". Watch "The Hangover". Book hotel room in Vegas. Live "The Hangover".

Why is this still being discussed? The answer is above^^^!!
**** camping?? What are you guys 18??
Strippers need not be included in every bachelor party! But some hoes do!!
TELL him that you are throwing him a party! TELL her to **** off!
 

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"Saving Silverman" is also suggested viewing.
 

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your friend should be more considerate of his other friends, not just his fiance, since it looks like the wedding is the last day you and your friends gonna see him anyway.

or just bail out on the bachelor party planning. *********.
 

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I would also be inclined to bail!
 

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Originally Posted by Davidko19
Come on man, get real. First and only girl friend EVER who is making rules to control him. You dont find that weird?

I feel bad. I can see this guy getting walked over his entire marriage. Before you know it she'll be getting her butch hair cut, sit around popping bon-bons and nagging at him to take out the trash. poor guy.


exactly, hence my comment.
 

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Marriage will be her telling him what/where/how to do everything.
Xmas it will be, "we are going here!"
Summer it will be, "we have this corny party to go to."
**** him! And **** camping!!
 

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Originally Posted by ter1413
Marriage will be her telling him what/where/how to do everything.
Xmas it will be, "we are going here!"
Summer it will be, "we have this corny party to go to."
**** him! And **** camping!!


One of the most pathetic things I've ever seen was a "House Hunters"-style reality show on HGTV. There was this guy in his late '30s (but the stress in his life was taking an apparent physical toll on him) who wanted to buy a house for him and his "girlfriend" and her two kids (by some other dude.) They show him driving along in his expensive car with her in tow, and he explains that she can choose what she wants, but he's not going a dime over $260,000. Bottom line. Of course, I'm sure their entire relationship has been a series of lines in the sand that mean nothing. "You want to make me happy, don't you?" she asks him coyly.

In the end, he ends up buying a $280,000 house. With all the papers signed, and excitement in the air, he finally works up the nerve to try to kiss her on the lips... and she pushes him away!
 

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Pls take video of impending lame bachelor party!
 

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Camping sounds like a cool bachelor party actually, that stripper **** isn't necessary and Vegas is lame. On the other hand ***** sounds controlling (no cigars wtf!). Bring a lot of mushrooms, acid, coke and weed and it could be a cool party. Put mushrooms into spaghetti and don't tell anyone before eating.

Now who cares if he tells his fiance what went down at the bachelors party, you're not their couple analyst, they'll deal with it.
 

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^if the groom is this much of a *****, that can only end in gang ****.
 

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Originally Posted by Fuuma
...Bring a lot of mushrooms, acid, coke and weed and it could be a cool party. Put mushrooms into spaghetti and don't tell anyone before eating...

Originally Posted by thekunk07
^if the groom is this much of a *****, that can only end in gang ****.

Maybe. Maybe not.
I think I'd like to watch, though.
 

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Originally Posted by thekunk07
^if the groom is this much of a *****, that can only end in gang ****.

Which may be the most/best action he sees for the rest of his life.
 

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the first order of business is to get him blotto at the beginning of the night. with the sad life you say he's led, he is a pressure cooker of repressions that only massive amounts of alcohol and your pimpage can help release
 

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Davidko was right for once, the best thing you can do is prep him for divorce.
 

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