Originally Posted by ter1413
Marriage will be her telling him what/where/how to do everything.
Xmas it will be, "we are going here!"
Summer it will be, "we have this corny party to go to."
Fuck him! And fuck camping!!
One of the most pathetic things I've ever seen was a "House Hunters"-style reality show on HGTV. There was this guy in his late '30s (but the stress in his life was taking an apparent physical toll on him) who wanted to buy a house for him and his "girlfriend" and her two kids (by some other dude.) They show him driving along in his expensive car with her in tow, and he explains that she can choose what she wants, but he's not going a dime over $260,000. Bottom line. Of course, I'm sure their entire relationship has been a series of lines in the sand that mean nothing. "You want to make me happy, don't you?" she asks him coyly.
In the end, he ends up buying a $280,000 house. With all the papers signed, and excitement in the air, he finally works up the nerve to try to kiss her on the lips... and she pushes him away!