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Originally Posted by
Cool The Kid 
My APCs stank of whatever fluids collect in the crotch whilst biking in hot weather
This suddenly reminded me of the time I was about 6 and my dad mysteriously disappeared for a couple days; my old man was riding a fixie to work everyday, about 15kms to and from, and wearing bike shorts all day under his trousers (which he'd put on when he got to work) but not really taking care of the small friends otherwise. He eventually got some sort of swollen infection in his scrote that turned into a huge balloon of pus or something and had to get that shit drained and then took a couple sick days off work and laid in bed. Needless to say, the guy hasn't ridden a bicycle since 1989 or so.