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The wrong "Pirates" was bootlegged in China

post #1 of 54
5/4/10 at 9:45am
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post #2 of 54
5/4/10 at 10:00am
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post #3 of 54
5/4/10 at 10:07am
A local movie rental store where my parents lived stocked this movie instead of the 3rd one when it was released. i wish i had a picture of the manager's face when i told her he had a wall full of porn. what a big blunder.
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post #4 of 54
5/4/10 at 10:31am
This movie caused a big deal at the University of Maryland. The Human Sexuality classed wanted to show it, but faced withdrawl of state funding if they did. They reached a comprimise and only showed half.
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post #5 of 54
5/4/10 at 1:27pm
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This movie caused a big deal at the University of Maryland. The Human Sexuality classed wanted to show it, but faced withdrawl of state funding if they did. They reached a comprimise and only showed half.

I remember hearing about that situation back in the day. Was wondering whatever happened there. Glad to see they at least showed some of it.
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post #6 of 54
5/4/10 at 10:54pm
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post #7 of 54
5/5/10 at 4:43am
I have this dvd, Anybody want it? $5 to cover shipping and it's yours. I'm serious.
It even has the outdated HDDVD disc.

I don't want to get into it.
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post #8 of 54
5/5/10 at 10:39am
I don't know why you folks would think that right-most panel is from a porn movie. just because she has a good rack on full display, and the standard porn lips/porn eyes combo - you shouldn't judge her on those features! They could be completely natural.
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post #9 of 54
5/5/10 at 12:24pm
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I don't know why you folks would think that right-most panel is from a porn movie. just because she has a good rack on full display, and the standard porn lips/porn eyes combo - you shouldn't judge her on those features! They could be completely natural.

FWIW, I fuckin' hate Jesse Jane. She looks like a Barbie doll that some sadistic kid melted in a microwave. Her face frightens me; it resembles the sort of face I'd expect to find when we make first contact with aliens. And her boobs are gross. Don't get me wrong; I'm a fake tit advocate in many cases. But JJ's are just fucking awful. One of the worst hack jobs I've ever seen, and boys, I've seen a lot of porn. So I've got the proper perspective.

I simply do not understand how this chick got to be one of the more popular working pornstars in today's generation. And frankly, if she's considered appealing, I fear for the future of pornography. Back in the day, a prerequisite for being a porn star was being at least somewhat attractive. Let's hope standards haven't fallen too far.
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post #10 of 54
5/6/10 at 12:22am
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This movie caused a big deal at the University of Maryland. The Human Sexuality classed wanted to show it, but faced withdrawl of state funding if they did. They reached a comprimise and only showed half.

Tulane University showed it in its entirety last spring. This year they showed Nailin' Palin. Strange school tradition...
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post #11 of 54
5/6/10 at 4:44am
I had that movie during college. Classic to come home wasted from a party with some chicks and then pop in that bad boy. Many wouldn't even realize that it wasn't the real pirates until 20 minutes in.
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post #12 of 54
5/6/10 at 8:33am
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I had that movie during college. Classic to come home wasted from a party with some chicks and then pop in that bad boy. Many wouldn't even realize that it wasn't the real pirates until 20 minutes in.


....and by that time they're already roofied.
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post #13 of 54
5/6/10 at 10:46am
I haven't seen it. Is there cum swapping in it? "Ye must slurp the black pearl juice off the deck and share it with ye bunk-mate!!"
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post #14 of 54
5/6/10 at 10:48am
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FWIW, I fuckin' hate Jesse Jane. She looks like a Barbie doll that some sadistic kid melted in a microwave. Her face frightens me; it resembles the sort of face I'd expect to find when we make first contact with aliens. And her boobs are gross. Don't get me wrong; I'm a fake tit advocate in many cases. But JJ's are just fucking awful. One of the worst hack jobs I've ever seen, and boys, I've seen a lot of porn. So I've got the proper perspective.

I simply do not understand how this chick got to be one of the more popular working pornstars in today's generation. And frankly, if she's considered appealing, I fear for the future of pornography. Back in the day, a prerequisite for being a porn star was being at least somewhat attractive. Let's hope standards haven't fallen too far.

For some strange reason - the more time a woman spends in the industry, the worse they look: Jenna, Janine, Carmella Bing - just to name three. Heck, even Wifey (of Wifeysworld) is starting to look more plastic by the year: I'd rather see a few lines around the eyes than her perpetual surprised look.

That said, as long as Nina keeps working, I'll have something to be cheerful about.
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post #15 of 54
5/6/10 at 10:49am
Still, there's a lot of swordplay in both.
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