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Originally Posted by
TheDarkKnight 
I dated a gymnast girl who was quite lean and toned like the girl in the pic, her legs were crowd stoppingly good, but her torso was too toned for my liking...it put my own rather neglected physique to shame.
I dated (or, I should say, routinely hooked up with) a triathlete a few years back and had similar feelings of shame. Her body was amazing, but so toned to perfection that I felt like a dope in comparison. I'm in pretty good shape, but seeing her naked nearly gave me an eating disorder.
On the plus side, you could literally bounce a quarter off of this chick's perfect ass. I did several times, until she got annoyed with the joke.