If you bought them that way, factory new, lame. If it's a DIY job, I applaud it (some of that stencilling looks like a lot of work), but I still wouldn't wear them. It's got nothing to do with the size of my balls. I just think that the French sayings blurb, and especially the "Bitch" and "Superstar" are a little juvenile, and the deliberate rips, well, let's just say that all that stuff is something a 16 year old would think is shocking. Reminds me of the graffiti I saw in an underpass yesterday. Someone had drawn the Anarchism symbol, and written underneath it: "Do you know what this symbol means? If not, look it up." Someone else had written "Save your hood, kill a yuppie." Yeah, all very profound stuff.