I got mugged last night

what did he say?

I'm sorry dude. You need to be more careful. DC seems like a safe area...until it's not. At least, you can now claim to have something in common with Kumar.

Make sure you call your cell phone company and cancel service right away. Also call the people on your contact list and make sure they know your phone was taken and that they should beware suspicious calls in the immediate future.

It happens in Adams Morgan all the time.

Damn Conne that sucks. It also explains why you didn't reply to my text message late last night. I just thought you were an asshole.

Wow. That sucks. Glad to hear you at least got through it safely.

Or if you want to milk this for some laughs, publicly post your number and we'll all send nasty text messages to the robber. For maximum funny, please let us know the ethnicity of the robber.

Glad you were not hurt. When will you be leaving DC?

Sucks, but glad you're ok.

did they rape you?

for some people that would be sublime

In hindsight I probably made a bunch of poor decisions in terms of walking around the city alone late at night while I was in college in DC. Fortunately was never mugged, but had some friends who were. Glad you're ok, dude. edit: I was in 7-11 one night around 3am and got that feeling that someone was looking at me. Looked up, and a guy asked me if I needed a ride home - said he had a limo outside. I sad no thanks, paid, and ran most of the way back. There was in fact a limo outside - maroon, 80's style (this was back in '02).

A butcher knife? Sounds beyond traumatic. Glad you're alright.

Tell some hot girls and see if you can get sympathy sex.

at least you're not hurt or dead.