You have nothing to do with the success/failure of your favorite sports team. So get excited, but don't hit the wife or the dog. It's all geographical. You should be a fan of your local teams if you have no strong allegiances. Allegiances may be inherited from fathers, but must decrease in fervor 50% for each generation removed from the actual geographical location. In the event of no inherited or local teams, I'm sorry, but you have no team. And no, if you are not from New York or New England, you are not a Yankees or Red Sox fan. If you are not from Texas/Oklahoma/etc. you are not a Cowboys fan. It is not nor will it ever be "cool" to be a Cubs fan, you fuckers didn't exist when all we had was Mark Grace and Shawon Dunston.
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4/27/10 at 6:06am