Songs that you really like but you can't put them on a compilation mix for a girl

Possum Kingdom by Toadies:

Make up your mind
Decide to walk with me
Around the lake tonight
Around the lake tonight
By my side
By my side
I'm not gonna lie
I'll not be a gentleman
Behind the boathouse
I'll show you my dark secret

I'm not gonna lie
I want you for mine
My blushing bride
My lover, be my lover, yeah...

Don't be afraid
I didn't mean to scare you
So help me, Jesus

I can promise you
You'll stay as beautiful
With dark hair
And soft skin...forever
Forever

husker du "diane" Hey little girl, do you need a ride? Well, I've got room in my wagon why don't you hop inside We could cruise down Robert Street all night long But I think I'll just rape you, and kill you instead Diane, Diane, Diane I heard there's a party down at Lake Cove It would be so much easier if I drove We could check it out, we could go and see Oh won't you come and take a ride with me We could lay in the weeds for a little while I'll put your clothes in a nice, neat little pile You're the cutest girl I've ever seen in my life It's all over now, and with my knife

Accidentally put "Breakin' Up" by Rilo Kiley on a CD for a girlfriend. Ooops.

Bigmouth Strikes Again - The Smiths

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking
When I said I'd like to smash every tooth
In your head

Oh ... sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking
When I said by rights you should be
Bludgeoned in your bed

And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt, oh
As the flames rose to her roman nose
And her Walkman started to melt
Oh ...

Bigmouth, la ... bigmouth, la ...
Bigmouth strikes again
I've got no right to take my place
In the Human race

black flag "slip it in" You're loose (Slip it in) Put your brain in a noose (Slip it in) The next day you regret it (Slip it in) But, you're still loose You say you don't want it You don't want it Say you don't want it Then you slip it on in In, in, in You feel like a whore (Slip it in) But what you did the night before (Slip it in) You decided to be all loose (Slip it in) And go all crazy You say you don't want it You don't want it Say you don't want it But then you slip it on in In, yeah You slip it in [x2] You say you didn't think (Slip it in) You said you had too much to drink (Slip it in) Is it in the chemical? (Slip it in) Or is it just some part of you? You say you don't want it You don't want it Say you don't want it But then you slip it on in In, in, in You regret how you felt (Slip it in) You felt it (Slip it in) You decided to be all loose (Slip it in) It's what you choose You say you don't want it You don't want it Say you don't want it But then you slip it on in You slip it in [x2] Alright! Hey! Hey! You say you got a boyfriend (Slip it in) But you're hinting at my friends (Slip it in) And everybody else's friend (Slip it in) You're not loose, you're wide open And you say you don't want it You don't want it Say you don't want it Then you slip it on in In, in, in You're getting around (Slip it in) I'm not putting it down (Slip it in) It's just what it is (Slip it in) Getting it while it's around You say you don't want it You don't want it You don't want it But then you slip it on in In, in, in You slip it in [x2]

"so what"

Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
trying to forget my feelings of love.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
trying to forget my feelings of love.

Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it.
I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again.

Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms.

Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you
and feelings like I've never have you again in my heart.

Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it.
I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again.

Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you
and feelings like I've never have you again in my life.

Feelings, wo-o-o feelings,
wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms.
Feelings...(repeat & fade)

put it in your mouth - akinyele

A lot of Steve Albini stuff. Basically the whole Rapeman album.

I was going to post the Husker Du song, but as it's already been taken I'll suggest something like "The Girls of Porn" by Mr Bungle or "Turn Out the Lights" by Steel Panther. Unless, of course, your girl is a real fuckin' dirtbag who has seen more pricks than a second-hand dartboard, in which case either song should guarantee you some wild sex that night.

Ladies, let me tell you about myself
I got a dick for a brain
And my brain is gonna sell my ass to you
Now I'm OK, but in time I'll find I'm stuck
'Cause she wants love, and I still want to fuck

-"Be Sweet", Afghan Whigs

-Jeff

"my balls your chin"