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Worst Bumper Sticker You've Seen?

post #1 of 97
4/20/10 at 1:31pm
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I've come across a lot of horrible and/or downright offensive bumper stickers on cars over the years. Recently I saw a crappy sedan in a Target parking lot, with a single bumper sticker -- white text on black background -- that simply said, "F*CK YOU, YOU F*CKING F*CK!" (minus the asterisks). Angry much? Seems like a good way to create road rage in other drivers (particularly some of the rednecks around here), or at least get your car keyed while it's parked somewhere.
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post #2 of 97
4/20/10 at 2:52pm
I rather see that one than that "COEXIST" one with all the different religious symbols making up the letters. I live in the SF/Bay Area so every other Prius (which is almost every other car) has one. Namaste, bitches!
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post #3 of 97
4/20/10 at 4:01pm
How about "Wrangler butts drive me nuts"
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post #4 of 97
4/20/10 at 4:58pm
Yea the stupid COEXIST one is annoying too. My other car is a ___________ (insert vehicle no one gives two shits about) Anything related to Twilight makes me want to run them off the road.
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post #5 of 97
4/20/10 at 4:59pm
"come any closer and i'll fart"
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post #6 of 97
4/20/10 at 5:03pm
I was recently cut off by some guy in an F150 with "What if Jesus was aborted?" and "Bush/Cheney '04" plastered on the back of his truck.
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post #7 of 97
4/20/10 at 5:06pm
all bumper stickers are fucking retarded.
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post #8 of 97
4/20/10 at 5:17pm
"if you can read this you're losing"

written on a honda prelude with visual tuning..Allthough any decent car could pass it anyway..
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post #9 of 97
4/20/10 at 5:30pm
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From time to time, I get stuck behind this minivan that has the usual American flag stickers and yellow-ribbon "support our troops" sticker. However, they also have this lovely gem in a prominent location on the back of the vehicle: "Welcome to America. We speak English. Learn it or leave!"
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post #10 of 97
4/20/10 at 7:58pm
the urinating Calvin.
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post #11 of 97
4/21/10 at 1:42am
Québec EDIT: No wait, that's not a bumper sticker. It's just something that seems to be on every asshole's car.
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post #12 of 97
4/21/10 at 9:01am
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post #13 of 97
4/21/10 at 9:32am
My nomination would be the various forms of "I'm an honor student at XYZ Elementary School". Basically, every time I see that one I can't help thinking: "OK, interpreted literally, that means that you're at least 16 and driving, and you're BRAGGING about whupping up academically on all of those 7-year-old students in your school. Dude!!!"
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post #14 of 97
4/21/10 at 9:56am
I like the "my kid beat up your honor student" stickers.
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post #15 of 97
4/21/10 at 9:59am
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Originally Posted by spertia View Post
From time to time, I get stuck behind this minivan that has the usual American flag stickers and yellow-ribbon "support our troops" sticker. However, they also have this lovely gem in a prominent location on the back of the vehicle: "Welcome to America. We speak English. Learn it or leave!"

Wow that reminds of this article:

China to overtake us as worlds biggest assh

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"Chinese citizens will arrogantly strut across the globe disrespecting other cultures and shouting loudly while dressed in XXL "Speak Chinese or Go Home" T-shirts."
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