Hi i am sharing a ways to end a conversation:
# I think your brain is hemorrhaging.
# I'd like you to meet my spouse and first cousin. . .
# I like to wear turtles.
# My other personality, Bill, thinks you're boring.
# I have a goat farm in my living room.
# Sometimes I eat sand.
# I'm a part-time sniper.
# You didn't just touch me did you?
# I think your inner self is screaming to be a ballerina (Most effective when directed to to a rather large male).
# Do you like batteries?
# I've noticed that your blinds are pretty thin.
# I'm a big fan of toilet seats.
# Can I have your fax number? I'm addicted to fax machines.