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post #46 of 53
put it in the butt

obviously.
post #47 of 53
alternatively...

Quote:
Originally Posted by ld111134 View Post


"Christ, what an asshole!"
post #48 of 53
Hi i am sharing a ways to end a conversation:
# I think your brain is hemorrhaging.
# I'd like you to meet my spouse and first cousin. . .
# I like to wear turtles.
# My other personality, Bill, thinks you're boring.
# I have a goat farm in my living room.
# Sometimes I eat sand.
# I'm a part-time sniper.
# You didn't just touch me did you?
# I think your inner self is screaming to be a ballerina (Most effective when directed to to a rather large male).
# Do you like batteries?
# I've noticed that your blinds are pretty thin.
# I'm a big fan of toilet seats.
# Can I have your fax number? I'm addicted to fax machines.
post #49 of 53
Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt View Post
"dude, that's great, enjoy your night"...back-pat and out.

do you add a thumbs up and go for maximum effects?
post #50 of 53
Slap them with a bigger fish.
post #51 of 53
Californication variation while looking at watch; 'Well guys... Big hand says 'fuck' and little hand says 'off' - don't have a second hand....' and walk. So go well with a law blockage.
post #52 of 53
I like George Carlin's method.. funny video about how to wrap up a conversation with a boring person. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyWsFfd9pqE
post #53 of 53
You can always just say I have to go.
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