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post #16 of 22
4/16/10 at 6:06pm
you could also choose to go into the toilets (the actual enclosed ones, not the urinals), if you suffer from urinal awkwardness.
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post #17 of 22
4/16/10 at 6:10pm
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I don't think it's the watching that bothers most people, but the blowing in their ears seems to piss them off.



At least you've eschewed the kancho. finally.
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post #18 of 22
4/16/10 at 6:14pm
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you could also choose to go into the toilets (the actual enclosed ones, not the urinals), if you suffer from urinal awkwardness.
That's basically a dead giveaway that you've got a micropen0r. The guy in the long bathroom line at the bar who keeps skipping his turn at the urinal and waiting on the stall to open up, just so he can take a piss, is basically announcing to the world that he's hung like a preemie.
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post #19 of 22
4/16/10 at 7:26pm
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That's basically a dead giveaway that you've got a micropen0r. The guy in the long bathroom line at the bar who keeps skipping his turn at the urinal and waiting on the stall to open up, just so he can take a piss, is basically announcing to the world that he's hung like a preemie.

i've been burned by this though... i was in a bathroom at a nice restaurant in the Hamptons and a guy starts beating off in the stall next to me. I had that sinking feeling that this would be a sexual attack... i was mid stream on a full bladder so i couldn't jump stalls. I feel him leering at me while he's flapping and i'm basically caught stuck there. I sneak a peak and... yup he's beating off and looking right at me the whole time just a foot and a half away.

in retrospect i should have just taken the stall that was open two stalls away, but i needed to piss bad.

the masturbating bear goes back to his fucking wife and kids and acts like nothing happened. I went back to my table with my wife and friends and immediately tell them what happened - they started to laugh hysterically and i was the butt of their jokes for the rest of the hamptons weekend - FML
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post #20 of 22
4/16/10 at 7:28pm
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i've been burned by this though... i was in a bathroom at a nice restaurant in the Hamptons and a guy starts beating off in the stall next to me. I had that sinking feeling that this would be a sexual attack... i was mid stream on a full bladder so i couldn't jump stalls. I feel him leering at me while he's flapping and i'm basically caught stuck there. I sneak a peak and... yup he's beating off and looking right at me the whole time just a foot and a half away.

in retrospect i should have just taken the stall that was open two stalls away, but i needed to piss bad.

the masturbating bear goes back to his fucking wife and kids and acts like nothing happened. I went back to my table with my wife and friends and immediately tell them what happened - they started to laugh hysterically and i was the butt of their jokes for the rest of the hamptons weekend - FML

LOL. I'm sorry, because that must have been creepy and bizarre as hell to experience. But it provided some serious lulz.
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post #21 of 22
4/16/10 at 8:15pm
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i've been burned by this though... i was in a bathroom at a nice restaurant in the Hamptons and a guy starts beating off in the stall next to me. I had that sinking feeling that this would be a sexual attack... i was mid stream on a full bladder so i couldn't jump stalls. I feel him leering at me while he's flapping and i'm basically caught stuck there. I sneak a peak and... yup he's beating off and looking right at me the whole time just a foot and a half away.

in retrospect i should have just taken the stall that was open two stalls away, but i needed to piss bad.

the masturbating bear goes back to his fucking wife and kids and acts like nothing happened. I went back to my table with my wife and friends and immediately tell them what happened - they started to laugh hysterically and i was the butt of their jokes for the rest of the hamptons weekend - FML

dude that is sick and creepy.
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post #22 of 22
4/16/10 at 8:18pm
Has to be one of the two on the right, auto-flush or not. Taking the one right next to a guy would be like someone sitting in the seat next to you at the movies when all the seats on one side of your row were empty.
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