^ that thing made me feel like that girl in willly wonka who swells up and turns purple and they roll her out the door to have the juice squeezed out of her in some crushing device, not the look I was going for.
This one is for your lady companion. I bought this dress for my SO a year ago and it's insane. 100% sillk, the most incredibly beautiful wrapped double-layer drape effect. It looks like a seashell. The price it's going for on yoox is absolutely criminal. It will not disappoint. Can be worn as a gown, or under a leather jacket, with everything from nike trainers to 6" heels. It's one of the nicest dresses I've ever seen.