Who are these shitty, opinionated, obnoxious bespoke tailors everyone (Foo) refers to? Obviously not Despos and jeffreyd but um...aren't they the only ones actively poasting these days, except for Ambrosi, who only poasts to tell everyone when he's (not) coming to the States? Darren Beaman used to post quite regularly all over the intranets before he combusted, but I haven't seen him recently. Can't think of anyone else, but might as well name them, so we have a reference point. Carl Goldberg is pretty "in your face" but - with all due respect - anything less from a crotchety old Jewish tailor and you'd feel cheated.
Well, Reeves comes to mind, but I don't want to go there. Then, of course, there is Kabbaz.