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World guinness world records that members here most likely to break

post #1 of 17
4/1/10 at 3:29pm
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Name a member here and the world record he/she is most likely to break
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post #2 of 17
4/1/10 at 4:37pm
Sho'nuff - Most name changes within a lifetime.
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post #3 of 17
4/1/10 at 4:38pm
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BDC2934839 , most confusing sf name ever
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post #4 of 17
4/1/10 at 4:39pm
Conne: the person with the highest number of female conquests over 60 that are also in congress.
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post #5 of 17
4/1/10 at 4:48pm
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BDC2934839 , most confusing sf name ever

Because 3 letters and 4 numbers is really that confusing?
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post #6 of 17
4/1/10 at 4:50pm
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Because 3 letters and 4 numbers is really that confusing?

well, it was more an exxaggeration for the sake of my point, but yeah, it doesnt really flow!
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post #7 of 17
4/1/10 at 4:50pm
gqgeek: oldest virgin
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post #8 of 17
4/1/10 at 4:52pm
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well, it was more an exxaggeration for the sake of my point, but yeah, it doesnt really flow!

grrrrrrr!
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post #9 of 17
4/1/10 at 4:54pm
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Sho'nuff - Most name changes within a lifetime.

had old Sho-stopper had his whey, I think we would all be lamenting the lost opportunities that only come once in a very very short lifetime. Well that would be the case for most of us but for the man who carries Mrs. Sho's handbag, he changes names more often than Conne finds a new braodway crone to drool upon. Or maybe she drools upon him in a touching show of salivary incontinence. Anyway I digress from my intended rambling pointless tangent to say that, indeed, I heartily approve of the current moniker for our bestemmed former Diorshoe, saying merely that it is indeed sho'nuff for such a man.
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post #10 of 17
4/1/10 at 4:56pm
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gqgeek: oldest virgin

the low-hanging fruit tends to be the most sour, no? in this case, the fruit does not so much hang low on the vine but in fact has been trampled under cloven hooves for years now and is only an oak cask away from being something Pio would gladly turn his nose up at.
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post #11 of 17
4/1/10 at 4:56pm
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Sho'nuff - Most name changes within a lifetime.

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had old Sho-stopper had his whey, I think we would all be lamenting the lost opportunities that only come once in a very very short lifetime. Well that would be the case for most of us but for the man who carries Mrs. Sho's handbag, he changes names more often than Conne finds a new braodway crone to drool upon. Or maybe she drools upon him in a touching show of salivary incontinence. Anyway I digress from my intended rambling pointless tangent to say that, indeed, I heartily approve of the current moniker for our bestemmed former Diorshoe, saying merely that it is indeed sho'nuff for such a man.


hey guys, i only changed my name twice. geez.
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post #12 of 17
4/1/10 at 5:00pm
my lamentations cry out to the heavens. Why o why did I forego the obvious Westie comment, swearing off the easy joke that I swore to never repeat again. I know it's well-worn and threadbare by now from the easy, casual repetition, but when you are faced with an ideal scenario it is indeed a shame to never unsheath the sword that was made expressly to address the hearty task that lies before it. O cruel fate! O proud soul that foregoes the low-hanging fruit! How my pride comes back to haunt me in a state of forced silence.
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post #13 of 17
4/1/10 at 5:06pm
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Thomas. guy who uses the most long-winded and fruity words and sentences to make a single simple point.
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post #14 of 17
4/1/10 at 5:10pm
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Thomas. guy who uses the most long-winded and fruity words and sentences to make a single simple point.

Did I leave a point in my pointless ramblings? Oh cruel fate! Oh foul ....ummm, foulness! I cannot even rage at my importance without leaving something done. Okay, how's this: in the fortune cookie of life, be sure you're not the fortune, or you'll be stomped on during Jewish weddings held on Christmas day. marzipan to you and yours.
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post #15 of 17
4/1/10 at 5:19pm
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Did I leave a point in my pointless ramblings? Oh cruel fate! Oh foul ....ummm, foulness! I cannot even rage at my importance without leaving something done. Okay, how's this: in the fortune cookie of life, be sure you're not the fortune, or you'll be stomped on during Jewish weddings held on Christmas day. marzipan to you and yours.

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