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I Like Miracle Whip

post #1 of 67
3/31/10 at 3:40pm
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This thread will serve as my coming out party.
I like Miracle Whip, and I don't give a shit what you think about that.
It isn't good in all applications, and obviously it isn't a 1:1 substitute for mayo, but in certain things, like sandwiches, or a simple tuna salad, Miracle Whip just tastes better than mayo, sometimes even homemade mayo.
You will all surely scoff at this, tell me things like "how plebeian" or "this is why you're fat" or "nice palate jackass," but I assure you that I don't care.
I like Miracle Whip and I'm proud of it!
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post #2 of 67
3/31/10 at 3:41pm
How plebian you nice palated jackass. This is obviously why you are fat. I've never had the stuff.
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post #3 of 67
3/31/10 at 3:43pm
^ what he said. I scoff at this
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post #4 of 67
3/31/10 at 3:44pm
I bet you fill you bathtub with it, bath in it, then lick clean the whole tub when you're done -- every night.
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post #5 of 67
3/31/10 at 3:45pm
when i think Miracle whip i always get reminded of that scene in Weird Science where those two teens were wrestling naked in it at the house party. or was that Teen Wolf? i dont remember
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post #6 of 67
3/31/10 at 3:48pm
nice palate jackass FWIW, I dislike both mayo and Miracle Whip. A miracle it is not. Enjoy your tuna salads...
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post #7 of 67
3/31/10 at 3:51pm
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nice palate jackass FWIW, I dislike both mayo and Miracle Whip. A miracle it is not. Enjoy your tuna salads...
OK, you have jumped the shark. You don't like mayo? How is that possible?
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post #8 of 67
3/31/10 at 3:52pm
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Originally Posted by dv3 View Post
nice palate jackass

FWIW, I dislike both mayo and Miracle Whip. A miracle it is not. Enjoy your tuna salads...

I like both. Mayo is great for a lot of things. But some things it is not good for. I will enjoy my tuna salads, thanks!
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post #9 of 67
3/31/10 at 3:53pm
I have only had Miracle Whip once or twice, and it is repugnant.
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post #10 of 67
3/31/10 at 3:53pm
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Originally Posted by dv3 View Post
nice palate jackass

FWIW, I dislike both mayo and Miracle Whip. A miracle it is not. Enjoy your tuna salads...

Count me among this.

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OK, you have jumped the shark. You don't like mayo? How is that possible?

Easy. mayo sucks.

Mustard is how I roll, and if a tuna salad is called for: sour cream.
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post #11 of 67
3/31/10 at 3:54pm
I'm with kwilk on this.
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post #12 of 67
3/31/10 at 3:54pm
I hate all things mayo, in both its original and counterfeit forms. Nice palate jackass.
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post #13 of 67
3/31/10 at 3:54pm
Perhaps you just like the word whip.

What's your stance on Cool Whip?


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OK, you have jumped the shark. You don't like mayo? How is that possible?

It just is
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post #14 of 67
3/31/10 at 3:55pm
you'd love japan! they've got a salad dressing that tastes just like it and it is widely used.
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post #15 of 67
3/31/10 at 3:55pm
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Fuck cool whip that shit is nasty and an abomination to real cream.
FUCK COOL WHIP.
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