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post #46 of 53
4/13/10 at 4:21pm
While at, the buffet of , lentil, curry, and Nan, I saw a, family of the obese, eating to much of, the, masala, roti, and the goat .

But of sanitary, conditions, I know of perfection, at this locale , of overeat.
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post #47 of 53
4/13/10 at 8:36pm
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Today at the, Indian buffet a man sat across from, me eating with a, beard.
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post #48 of 53
4/13/10 at 8:56pm
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Originally Posted by vaclava krishna View Post
Today at the, Indian buffet a man sat across from, me eating with a, beard.

Ambiguity!!11!!
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post #49 of 53
4/16/10 at 11:10pm
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The tamarind sauce was, it A1?
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post #50 of 53
4/21/10 at 12:19am
This is in no way a slam on Indians or their cuisine, as I have found well-prepared Indian food to be a delight. However, the pungency and longevity of curry is not to be taken lightly.

Case in point, I once accidentally dropped a jar of powdered curry seasoning from the cabinet. The jar shattered and extravagantly disgorged its contents across the wooden floor. Not thinking, I grabbed the central vacuum hose and sucked up the curry powder in a moments' foolishness. Big mistake. The curry powder coated the inside of the vacuum hose, the vacuum pipes leading to the central canister, and even back-flowed out of the central vac outlets in some of the other rooms of the house.

After changing the filter, sucking up baking soda, baby powder, lavender flowers and several other substances in a vain attempt to clear the stench, my house still smelled of curry for a good week. Even to this day, more than a year after the incident, the central vac outlets still emit the faintest scent of curry when they are opened. Potent, scary stuff...
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post #51 of 53
4/21/10 at 12:43am
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Originally Posted by ed1066 View Post
This is in no way a slam on Indians or their cuisine, as I have found well-prepared Indian food to be a delight. However, the pungency and longevity of curry is not to be taken lightly.

Case in point, I once accidentally dropped a jar of powdered curry seasoning from the cabinet. The jar shattered and extravagantly disgorged its contents across the wooden floor. Not thinking, I grabbed the central vacuum hose and sucked up the curry powder in a moments' foolishness. Big mistake. The curry powder coated the inside of the vacuum hose, the vacuum pipes leading to the central canister, and even back-flowed out of the central vac outlets in some of the other rooms of the house.

After changing the filter, sucking up baking soda, baby powder, lavender flowers and several other substances in a vain attempt to clear the stench, my house still smelled of curry for a good week. Even to this day, more than a year after the incident, the central vac outlets still emit the faintest scent of curry when they are opened. Potent, scary stuff...

I take off my jacket and leave it in the car whenever I go to an Indian buffet, even in the middle of December if the temperature is only 40 degrees(luckily it doesn't go lower than that in California).
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post #52 of 53
4/21/10 at 1:07am
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I don't mean to, freak ya but your, toupee smells like, asafoetida.
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post #53 of 53
4/29/10 at 7:49pm
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While carousing the, buffter today a man was, eating papadum the pieces, which fell floating upon , the tikka masala (chicken) . I tried to send him, the eye of disguist but he didn't seem, aware of the world outside, his mount of high caloric intake.
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